Hadfield Industries is pleased to announce this limited time offer:CHILDREN FOR RENT!!!
Two models available. Each are genuine factory originals, and come in original packaging.
2006 Model, EUC. Must See!
This fine specimen is about 3 feet tall and sports copper colored hair and brown eyes! Features excellent sound and clarity (as long as it is not sobbing and does not have a pacifier in its mouth). Fast forward, Rewind, Slow and Fast motion. Excellent bowel control (Is able to sit on toilet for an hour without any leaks!!! Will only release content when it is safely contained in diapering unit). New features include kicking and hitting. Gently used, A few bumps and scratches. Comes complete with dictionary of dinosaur terminology!
Brand New 2009 Model! Adorable!
This model has just arrived on our showroom floor. This model is about 2 feet long and also features copper locks and deep blue eyes. Settings include Random Sleep Mode (Will wake up one, two, three, four, five, six, or even seven times in one night!) and Eject (Able to project bodily fluids intermittently from alternating sides of the body).
Warning:
Both models are able to break hearts with a single smile!
Terms and Conditions:
Limited time offer. Subject to change depending on the mood of mother. All models must be relinquished to parents upon request, or as soon as sleep quota has been filled, whichever comes first.
This fine specimen is about 3 feet tall and sports copper colored hair and brown eyes! Features excellent sound and clarity (as long as it is not sobbing and does not have a pacifier in its mouth). Fast forward, Rewind, Slow and Fast motion. Excellent bowel control (Is able to sit on toilet for an hour without any leaks!!! Will only release content when it is safely contained in diapering unit). New features include kicking and hitting. Gently used, A few bumps and scratches. Comes complete with dictionary of dinosaur terminology!
Brand New 2009 Model! Adorable!
This model has just arrived on our showroom floor. This model is about 2 feet long and also features copper locks and deep blue eyes. Settings include Random Sleep Mode (Will wake up one, two, three, four, five, six, or even seven times in one night!) and Eject (Able to project bodily fluids intermittently from alternating sides of the body).
Warning:
Both models are able to break hearts with a single smile!
Terms and Conditions:
Limited time offer. Subject to change depending on the mood of mother. All models must be relinquished to parents upon request, or as soon as sleep quota has been filled, whichever comes first.
